Friday 30 November 2007

A List



Girls should......

A. Not moan about child birth
B. Or for that matter moan about anything at all
C. Not play poker
D. Not drink beer
E. Not watch football
F. Not play pro evo
G. Not Burp or Fart
H. Not grow Facial hair
I. Not play rugby
J. Not lust after £%&$ heads
K. Not ask boys out/propose
L. Not be in the room when guys are making rude comments
M. Not think about feminism its evil
N. Not tell boys what to do
O. Not turn down a guys request for a cup of tea and a hob nob
P. Not cut their hair short
Q. Not get a Tattoo
R. Not contribute to this list
S. Not complain about this list
T. Not complain about the toilet seat being up
U. Not yap when they can’t get their heads around technological advances
V. Not talk about high school musical and how it’s a “great movie”
W. Not layer their faces with make up, sometimes its just to obvious
X. Not get guys in trouble its always the female’s fault
Y. Learn how to take a genuine compliment
Z. Not exist


Disclaimer - I don’t necessarily agree with everything on this list

Thursday 29 November 2007

Tricycles


Why are bicycles more popular than the trusty tricycle?? look at the facts tricycles are cooler more sturdy and have more storage room!! i dont understand it, when you use a bicycle you live in a world of constant fear of falling off!! you dont have to live like that switch to the tricycle you'll never fall off again!!

Chairs!!


Ok so i just fell off my chair because i leant over too far!! How annoying it is that chair manufactuerers dont take into consideration such eventualities! i want to start the campaign for the introduction of six legged chairs they would save on estimate 2638 lives a year across the world and all because of two extra legs genius!! homer i salute you!!

bumble bee's


How do bumble bee's fly?? Answers please!! I have spent 20 years of life wondering how they do it and i still cant explain it!! maybe i need to commit another 20 years to the cause.